Sigur Rós: The Valtari Experiment
(Various, 120 min[ish])
Dir. Nick Abrahams; Arni & Kinski; Ramin Bahrani; Melika Bass; Inga Birgisdóttir; Ruslan Fedotow; Björn Flóki; Alma Har'el; Ragnar Kjartansson; Clare Langan; Christian Larson; Henry Jun Wah Lee; Anafelle Liu, Dio Lau and Ken Ngan; Dash Shaw, Floria Sigismondi.
I’m beginning to think that the anthology film, particularly the music anthology film, is a cinematic novelty that should soon die. Collections of various shorts can unite filmmakers from across the globe in an artistic exercise in the shared cinematic language, but they can deter audiences who spot art when it’s made for its own sake. Sigur Rós’s Valtari Experiment, dripping in pretension and wanting for inspiration, commits the latter offense. This musical misfire could be the proverbial nail in the coffin for Vimeo playlists masquerading as a cinematic experience.
The project backfires, though, because it suggests that the music of Sigur Rós is rather uninspiring. I often like the band’s eclectic contemporary vibes, especially when it’s used in films, so Valtari disappoints with how little the filmmakers evoke feeling or excite the senses. In spite of some formal variation, many of the shorts are limited to a range of two ideas: roughly half of them depict people writhing naked, while another chunk of the films are meandering shots of nature. Some of them have people writhing naked in nature if the filmmaker chose to double dip.
Many of the shorts are forgettable. For example, did the Floria Sigismondi film even play during the screening? (I don’t recall seeing a film with John Hawkes and Elle Fanning.) Many of the other films blur together or are eclipsed by similar, but stronger, films.
The dunce cap for Valtari goes to the lesser of the “writhing naked” films, Alma Har'el’s “Fjögur Píanó,” which sees Shia LaBeouf jump around in the buff and pound some butterflies with his fists. “Píanó” is the only moment in which The Valtari Experiment borders on self-parody. It’s as if Buffalo Bill made an audition tape for a bad Xavier Dolan movie. “Píanó” was actually met with a “boo!” by an obnoxious moviegoer during the Ottawa screening, but she might have best joined the patrons who were fleeing for the exits as if somebody yelled “Fire!”
There are, however, a few standouts among the pack that are worth the experience, such as the animated long take by Inga Birgisdóttir and the humorous Heimlich instructional video by Ragnar Kjartansson. Especially good is the creative odyssey through a forest by Nick Abrahams, which stars a talking snail and a cute little fox.
Best in the bunch is Christian Larson’s evocative contemporary dance number set to the title track “Valtari.” “Valtari” sees two dancers intertwine in a carnal kaleidoscope of bodily entanglement that twists and turns in sync to the hypnotic beat of the music. It might actually be the only short in the experiment to incorporate the music within the character of the film.
The ultimate downfall of The Valtari Experiment is that the music of Sigur Rós eventually appears to be irrelevant. The films could easily be paired with anything from death metal to Willie Nelson and the result might not be much different. Similarly, it seems that virtually no effort was made in preproduction to distribute the playlist accordingly since tracks repeat themselves, with “Varúð” winning the contest with three plays. Valtari, the album, actually contains a mere eight tracks, so the experiment might have felt less redundant if it only had eight films.
Flaws in filmmaking and artistic inspiration aside, though, Valtari could nevertheless create an artsy groove for Sigur Rós fans if viewed in a unique setting. The band’s notes for the experiment say that Valtari was to screen in mostly avant-garde venues, as opposed to the conventional screening it enjoyed in Ottawa. Rather than watch it in a crowded theatre, the strange experiment could bring out the full experience if enjoyed in, say, an art gallery, a nightclub, or a warehouse and in turn by enhanced by interactivity, alcohol, and/or hallucinogenic drugs. The playlist is online, so test it out for yourself and boo Shia LaBeouf if the setting warrants it.
Sigur Rós: The Valtari Experiment screened in Ottawa at the Canadian Film Institute.