8/09/2012

Celebrity is Contagious

Celebrities are perfect. They have everything. They get everything. Do you want everything? Now is your chance to take it.

Thanks to new treatments available exclusively from The Lucas Clinic, you can finally wear the same skin as Hollywood royalty. What if you could feel like they do? Gain the confidence and appeal they have and become them. The possibilities are endless. The Lucas Clinic combines state of the art technology and samples from A-List hosts to help you achieve your full potential. However, The Lucas Clinic understands that beauty is more than skin deep, and offers options that range from a cough or flu to genital herpes acquired from your favourite star. The Lucas Clinic gives your body what it needs to create the celebrity essence. The vaccine for boredom is yours and available exclusively from The Lucas Clinic.
 
Visit www.lucasclinic.com to browse the selection of communicable and rare diseases or to register for an appointment.

Pssst! Book soon! Word is that the Clinic might get busier come October 12th!