(Canada, 85 min.)
Dir. James Genn, Writ. Dane Clark
Starring: Noah Reid, Melanie Leishman, Meghan Heffern, Jack
Daniel Wells, Corinne Conley, Ana Gerguson, and Gene Mack.
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Melaine Leishman and Noah Reid star in Old Stock. Courtesy of eOne Films |
Some kids grow up too fast. Stock, played by Noah Reid (Score: A Hockey Musical), barely grows
up at all. He goes from puberty to retirement with the snap of two fingers.
Stock skips his college years, his midlife crisis, etc. and heads straight to
the old folks' home after high school. Life at Golden Seasons is pretty swell
for Stock: sweater vests are sexy, meals are free, and prescription meds are
widely available.