(USA, 90 min.)
Dir. Max Adams, Writ. Max Adams and Paul Seetachitt
Starring: Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Bruce Willis, Claire Forlani,
Daniel Bernhardt, Nick Loeb, Lydia Hull, John Brotherton, Tyler J. Olson, Sammi
Barber, Jenna Kelly
Bruce Willis is in an odd place in his career. He isn’t
quite in Liam Neeson territory, since the clunky action movies he makes aren’t nearly
as undignified steps down in his trajectory as Neeson’s are. Willis still plays
the action star relatively well even though he’s pushing sixty and making Die Hard movies alongside RED 2. He’s getting up there, but
nobody’s pushing him out of the ring just yet. 1990s action stars: aren't they precious?